Top Ten Reasons Why Cycling is Better than Skiing

• Less risk of falling off a mountain
• No pricey lift tickets
• No avalanches
• Easier to do in the summer
• No padded clothing to make you look fat
• Less risk of bumping into snobbish movie stars
• No chance of falling off a chair lift
• Wind in your face is pleasant, not bitterly cold
• No need to look trendy…
• You think of one

Top Ten Reasons Why Cycling is Better Than Playing Video Games

• Conditioning benefits extend beyond the thumbs
• Can do it when the power’s off
• No need to upgrade to keep up with your friends
• Fully interactive, three-dimensional graphics with true color
• Never locks up
• Very rarely encounter alien attackers with automatic weapons
• Never have to fight with your brother over who gets to use the .trail now
• No complicated “cheat codes”
• Never need to call tech support
• Get to use cool water bottles instead of those silly soft-drink cans

Special Thanks to Deb Thompson
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